Late Night Eloquent Bartender Talks. In this episode called “Be Serious, Sirius”, Sirius and I share some wisdom. Tune in!
Sorry, Sirius, I have been drinking, I ain’t gonna lie.
Wait a minute!
Did you smile?
Did you just show me your teeth?
This can’t be happening.
God, I wish I would’ve seen this coming, I would’ve make a picture of you and hang it in my room.
I mean, this was huge.
It’s not your first smile you say?
Where was I when that happened?
Well, I drink, I talk, I drink.. I forget stuff.
I’m only human.
Now, don’t judge me, and get me a drink.
Be serious, Cyrus.
Wow, I did it again.
Be serious, SIRIUS.
Hey you smiled again.
What’s that all about?
Oh my God your real name is Cyrus, isn’t it?
I was so close, I mean if you think about it, I actually got it right the first time, I was just sober so it didn’t come out right.
There is in fact wisdom and you know, other great stuff in alcohol.
Okay, we’re like at least 2 levels high on, you know, the bartender/shrink/forgive me father for I have sinned/friendship thing-y now.
So, I’ll share something about me now.
You know what dude?
It seems that the more I drink in my imaginary life, the less I want to in the real one.
I mean, not that I’m an alcoholic in my real life, trying to recover or anything.
I had my moments, sure.
We all did.
Give me another one.
But every time I do drink in real life, the next morning’s just hell, man.
And I’m not even drinking that much, for crying out loud.
Wow, I just had an epiphany!
What if all this drinking here, in my imaginary life, is causing an actual, real and serious as, well you, hangover?
I mean is that even possible?
Of course it is, anything’s possible.
Alcohol, wisdom and everything.
Which is also weird, ’cause in real life when we drink, even tough we think that we had some great deep conversations and kick-ass ideas, when we sober up and remember the drunken talks, they’re all kinda stupid.
Wait a minute..
Wait a minute…
Am I missing something here?
Am I as wise in real life as I (like to think) I am here?
Anyhow, here’s money for the drinks and would you be a doll and call me a cab, please?
So, still drunk.
Okay, cool cool cool cool cool.
Awesome talks as always, man.
See you soon.
Mustache-buddy.. you just stay, okay?
Don’t follow me.