Just for Fun – Late Night Eloquent Bartender Talks – Cyrus has a New Friend and her Name is Jasinta. Come meet her. You won’t regret it.
I’m okay, I’m okay, thanks.
How are you?
Wow, look at us talking normal and shit.
Nah, I don’t think I want the usual.
Actually I have no idea what to drink.
No, I’m not twelve.
I don’t even drink soda in real life, I thought I’d give it a try here, geez.
All right, give me a glass of white wine.
What have you been up to lately, man?
No, I’m not asking you ’cause I want you to ask me!
I don’t need you to ask me.
I’mma tell you anyway, man.
C’mon, you know me that much.
Speak, I’m listenin’.
Wow, man, no shittin’?
How long has it been since we last saw each other?
How did you..?
When did this happen?
You’ve built a robot?
I don’t know man, that’s pretty dope and all, but…
Wow, is that the robot?
Oh and she has a name.
Of course, dah.
Wow, it’s like Gina’s heater.
Another glass, please Cyrus.
Actually, give me the bottle.
It’s nice wine.
Plus, you made Jasinta, we need to celebrate.
You lonely, ha?
Is that what this is about?
Well, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that it’s Valentine Day and Jasinta is just up and running.
About a week ago?
Still.. it fits right in.
Do you guys..?
Sorry I had to ask.
I mean you made the robot a girl, I had to ask.
Does she speak?
Does she have her own mind and everything?
Or she’s just like maybe a walking calculator with some extensions, liike.. she’s a calculator that’s also a cleaning lady?
Wow, you do have your own mind and all.
It’s just I’ve never met a robot in my entire life.
Never thought I would.
So, it’s only natural that I’ll act ahm.. stupid.
Come on, sit next to me.
You want some wine?
Sure, no problemo.
I gotta stop embarrassing myself.
How’s life so far?
Wow, shiny skin!
You haven’t gone anywhere yet?
He made and kept you here for a week?
Wow, Cyrus, what the hell’s the matter with you, man?
People go to prison for stuff like this.
You’re better than that.
Oh, oh, yeah, what would the people say?
It’s an imaginary world dumb-ass!
Tell you what girl.
I’ll take you out in the real imaginary world.
We’ll go shopping, we’ll have a pizza, we’ll go chase pigeons in the plaza.. whatever you want!
Cyrus, you stay here and think about what you did.
All right, don’t yell, I’ll bring her to you until you spell pigeon.
And a little after that.
Come on Jasinta.
To the real imaginary world!