Hey Dear Santa!
How you doin’?
Long time no see.
Listen, Santa, here’s a picture.
It’s my Christmas stocking.
It’s an old, white sock, I know.
But, don’t worry, it’s clean, duuhh.
And plus, it’s more, like, “personal” this way.
Aaanyway, listen Santa, have you seen Harry Potter?
I’m sure you have.
Do you remember that little spell Felix Felicis, the liquid luck wizardry… thing?
Do you think you can pull something like that off?
And, if you can, I think with the sock and everything, I’m gonna need something more like, hm, dust, rather than liquid.
Yeah, that’s it.
Feels a little like “…stupid luck!”
And also, it seems I’m kinda bossing you around “Hey yo, Santa, bring me that DUSTY LUCK”.
But, in a good, nicer way.
Don’t be mad Santa, I love you.
Well, can you do that?
Yay, Santa, that’s awesome.
You’re the best!
I knew you’re a great dude, even though people say you don’t exist.
You rock Mister Claus!